1. When the host is TEXTING instead of talking to them.
2. Not enough toilet paper.
3. When the host engages in public displays of affection.
4. Being left alone for too long.
5. Not being offered a drink.
6. Getting stuck outside in the cold with no one answering the door.
7. Fighting off pets.
8. Not being introduced to strangers.
9. When it’s too hot or too cold.
10. Being told to take off their shoes.
11. Being forced to play a board game.