The Top 10 Lies we tell our Significant Other

1. The kids ate all the junk food.

2. I’m not planning anything special, don’t get your hopes up.

3. Your hair looks different . . . I meant ‘good’ different. You haven’t had anything done?

4. Don’t worry, I know everything will work out.

5. I really like spending time with your family.

6. Your makeup looks great today.

7. I don’t mind that you’ve gained weight, and I still find you just as attractive.

8. I’m not drunk, I just had a couple beers.

9. You’re right to be this upset, I can’t believe she would say that to you.

10. I’m fine.

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